euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram satiregram@gmail.com
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"thank u so much @grainytoiletphotography2003 for the photo shoot! they turned out amazing. if anyone needs a super talented photographer make sure you check out my cousin's work at flashmetoo.com/homepage/3/toiletrees420" satiregram satire meta counterculture weddingphotos photography weddingphotoshoot photoshoot shotoniphone6 iphoneonly shitoniphone6 plus mycousin

7 Hours ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


nothing like a handful of chocolate-covered Xanax to pass the day away. give @TrophyWifeDelaney a follow! vday valentinesday ValidationDay ValidateMe satire satiregram meta counterculture

13 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


a lovely validation card from @TrophyWifeDelaney give her a follow for a Happy ValidationDay ValidateMe satire satiregram meta counterculture valentinesdaycard vday ❤️💞

13 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"SOMETIMES I RUN, SOMETIMES I HIDE, SOMETIMES I'M SCARED OF YOOOU, BUT ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO HOLD YOU TIIIGHT, TREAT YOU RIGHT, BE WITH YOU DAAAAY AND NIIIGHT, BABY ALL I NEED IS THYME, like the herb thyme not the abstract concept of time. thyme is packed with numerous health benefiting phyto-nutrients, minerals, and vitamins that are essential for overall wellness. thyme herb tea is a popular health drink, thyme is used in the preparation of soups and sauces, and you can even use thyme to marinate or for stuffing for chicken, fish, and meat recipes. SO BABY MAYBE ALL YOU NEED IS THYME satire satiregram meta counterculture thyme facts whatthymeisit itme tumblr thinking deepthoughts

14 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"when I say 'it's personal,' I'm usually referring to personal pizza." satire satiregram meta counterculture nationalpizzaday pizza sliceoflife foodpyramid goals relationshipgoals me_irl

18 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"about last night 🤣🍾🍷🌹" satire satiregram meta counterculture wine🍷 bffgoals bff👭 myloves aboutlastnight

21 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"will it be Miami heat or the Atlanta patriots??? wish the warriors made it but buster posey was injured. Steven curry is one of my favorite players but hopefully Benjols won't get benched" satire satiregram meta counterculture benjols sporty kylemooney superbowl superbowl2017

22 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


Valentine's Day is coming up so if you list walmart as one of your favorite places in this app, you'll probably have no problem finding someone in the freezer aisle who'll bond with you over your love for frozen chicken nuggets. Huggle @huggle satire satiregram meta counterculture walmart findadateforvalentinesday orstayhomeandsleep

22 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"collect moments, not things vibes" satire satiregram meta counterculture floaton flamingofloat flamingo goodvibes vibrations

23 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"just made some cupcakes! some experimenting but it's almost perfect, bone apple teeth 👌🏼" satire satiregram meta counterculture foodporn cupcakes baking bakelife vapelife bakedgoods frosting frostedtips

25 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"just a little snow and tell ❄️" satire satiregram meta counterculture snowday snow snowboarding skitrip kirkwood myname

29 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"then I SKRT, SKRT, SKRT, SKRT, SKRT" satire satiregram meta counterculture skrtskrt kodakblack newride newwhip newcarwhodis rollinondubs swangin foreigncars outhere

32 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"trust vibes, energy doesn't lie 🙇🏼‍♀️" satire satiregram meta counterculture yoga lululemon lululemonathletica beastmode workout gymflow fitness fishlotuspose hardwork yogalife soul balance handstand yogisofinstagram

33 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"sure you can listen to music, but can you feel it??" satire satiregram meta counterculture kidzbop musicislife musiclover musicismylife audiophile

40 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"playlist for when I'm alone which is like always lol 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡" satire satiregram meta whatareyoulisteningto spotify spotifyplaylist songtitles deadass kidzbop lookatthesesongtitles lmao

40 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"tbt when I rocked an undercut before everybody did in 2014, but yoooo y'all hiring or??" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwbackthursday rations supplyanddemand greatdepression breadline internship newyearbrokeme lemmegetajob

46 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"RAINDROP, DROP TOP (drop top)/ SMOKIN' ON COOKIE IN THE HOTBOX (cookie)" satire satiregram meta counterculture raindropdroptop raindrops badandbougee migos rainyday stormscomingmrwayne storm itlit lituation🔥🔥🔥

47 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I named my kids after Earl Sweatshirt song titles" satire satiregram meta counterculture earlsweatshirt mykids children kidzbop myloves daywiththekids custodybattle

48 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"just another monday 💕☕️" satire satiregram meta counterculture nationalcoffeeday coffeelover coffee celebrateeveryday coffeetime coffeelove coffeemeplease everydayiscoffeeday coffeeaddict butfirstcoffee coffeegram mondaymotivation

49 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


download Huggle and find someone special at that bar you go to every friday. you know, that place where you always order the same drink every time and your besties show up late so you're just sitting at the bar waiting and on your phone rotating through the same 3-4 apps and scrolling through the same feeds hoping something has changed and you notice that all the ice in your redbull vodka had melted so you order another one and then your friends finally show up and your phone is on like 26% but luckily your friend Linda has one of those portable pocket chargers and you're like "you just saved my life" and you charge your phone up to 60% because your other friend ordered fries and you know you're gonna take picture of it for the gram. so yeah, will help you find something more and maybe someone new and attractive at your usual spots! like think of your favourite pizza place, what if the love of your life has been going there this whole time and you had no idea?? satiregram meta counterculture ad newyearnewme ilikeextramoney andtheappisprettycooltoo tbh

51 Days ago